If only taking a shit was always this adorable.

My sister said that I could post this image of Sophia as long as there are no creepy stalkers and weirdos reading my blog. So, creepy stalkers and weirdos– Nay, you may not read my blog.

But it is necessary for me to point out that I bought her that shirt.

My Perfect Nephew.

I’ve been sharing this story with everyone, so I thought, why not here?

So my sister was being silly with Jackson and pretending to be a dog. Specifically, their dog Fenway. She’s barking and being goofy, and Jackson is not loving this. He’s taking it very seriously.

“Momma,” he says. “You not Fenfay.”

“Why not?” she replies. “I can be Fenway.” She continues to act like a dog, barking, etc.

“No Momma. You not Fenfay.” Jackson is growing very exasperated.

“Jackson, why aren’t I Fenway?”

“Cause you’re Momma! You have two arms, two legs and a ‘gina.”

Kind of makes your ovaries ache, doesn’t it?