This End Up.

We're moving. Rather, this website is moving.

You can find it at www.culottefolle.com. While I will miss this template that I only had for a brief period of time, I will eventually have a KAW, or a Kick Ass Website. Yay.

You can also email me here: culotte@culottefolle.com

Oh, and in the move, we seem to um, ah, have dented your couch lost the comments on posts from the last month or so. Whoops. That means you'll have to comment extra hard from now on.

My Tongue Kiss With Fame

I do a lot of "Google Research." Seriously. I do. It's part of what I do for a living. When I'm not making you people laugh, which frankly, pays shit.

Anyway, I was waiting for my carpool buddy to be done with whatever he was doing so we could just go home. Waiting for 40 minutes. So I did a little "Google Research."

I know what you're thinking: "Culotte, you mean you're stalking old boyfriends, right?" NO. NO I AM NOT. It is simply research. "Google Research."

When I was 14, I met this guy over the summer. He was 18, and about to start college. And hot. And a "writer." (How you can be a self-proclaimed writer at age 18, I don't know. But it was hot).

He called frequently. One afternoon, he visited my house. My mother was not home. We made out on my couch. Hot.

About a month into his freshman year, we "broke up."

A year later, I got a call from my sister's best friend Caroline that went to the same school as my "boyfriend." She told me, "I met your old buddy John Doe. He said that he dated someone from the Cape once, but she was an older woman. I said, 'Try me! The Cape is a small world. I might know her.'" He told Caroline my name– and Caroline almost peed herself. "You mean my best friend's little sister? The one who is 4 years younger than you?" Oh, we had a laugh over this story. Boys are dumb, we thought.
Even though he lied to her face, she dated him anyway. Because he is HOT.

Fast forward to my Google Research last night. I discover that not only has he written several plays, but he also wrote an episode of Law & Order SVU. POSSIBLY THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION. AND I TONGUE KISSED THE WRITER.

That is all.

Oh, and this is Tyler. He is Kristen's dog, and also an excellent frisbee player. Kristen also has another dog that apparently is very good at making out. I'll let you judge Kristen for that one. But because Kristen is such a loyal reader, I post pictures of her dog on my site.